This is part one of a post series. Also, look, there's a table of contents here (unless you're looking at all posts page, in which case you won't see it)!
I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. catches himself And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?
I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Saving the world with meals on wheels.