Nothing to see here. It's just a placeholder. No really, go away.
Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal! Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense. But, okay! Oh sure! Blame the wizards! No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own!
I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! But existing is basically all I do! And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.
Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie! And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon. Is the Space Pope reptilian!? For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs!
Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments." Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?
We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera. I can explain. It's very valuable. I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV.
This is part one of a post series. Also, look, there's a table of contents here (unless you're looking at all posts page, in which case you won't see it)!
I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. catches himself And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?
I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Saving the world with meals on wheels.
This is part two of a post series. Also, look, there's a table of contents here (unless you're looking at all posts page, in which case you won't see it)!
Well, what do you expect, mother? Guy's a pro. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor.
That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. I've opened a door here that I regret. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore?
I hear the jury's still out on science. That's why you always leave a note! Marry me. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I've opened a door here that I regret.
No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.
I'm half machine. I'm a monster. That's why you always leave a note! That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.
This is part three of a post series. Also, look, there's a table of contents here (unless you're looking at all posts page, in which case you won't see it)!
Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Oh God, what have I done? I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared… Your best is an idiot! Fry, we have a crate to deliver. Anyone who laughs is a communist!
Who are those horrible orange men? You wouldn't. Ask anyway! Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Can we have Bender Burgers again? I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Professor, make a woman out of me. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.
Nothing to see here. It's just another placeholder. Didn't I tell you to go away?
You hit me with a cricket bat. You've swallowed a planet! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!
All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Saving the world with meals on wheels. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.
No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You've swallowed a planet! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? Saving the world with meals on wheels. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.